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Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

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"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

'Malty tasking.'

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

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'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'I'm looking for male bonding, but I'm a little rusty.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"You want your olive?"

"Your shout!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Join me in a beer?

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

"Ignore gordon. He's had a snootfull."

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."