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Communication on a bus

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists in Egypt

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Ah...here they are!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Welcome Ghost.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Mad For It

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

"He keeps touching me!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Car Journey.

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

'I usually don't do online dating.'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

Viva Las Vegas.

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

Farewell to the travellers

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"