Social Traveler Gifts

Communication on a bus

'Are we there yet?'

Tourists in Egypt

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Ah...here they are!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Honey, why don’t you tell Tony and Karen about your microdosing-healing-group thingy or whatever the heck it is?"

Welcome Ghost.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Mad For It

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

Car Journey.

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"He keeps touching me!"

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

"At Ermbruster Academy you son will acquire indispensible life skills."

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

'This is a simple proclamation-of-lack-of-interest date.'

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

'Why didn't you go before we left?'

'Your, 'Never can come out in public' session is over. After I leave the room, you come out and slink away!'

'I usually don't do online dating.'

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Car sticker reads: "Child on board. Keep Your Distance - wish we could."

Laughing Ahead 1 Mile

"Don't stare at his massive claw... Don't stare at his massive claw...

Viva Las Vegas.

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

The Land of the Uncomfortable Pause

Maybe travel sports have gone too far.

A sign on the highway reads "Grandmother's House - Use right lane".