Social Mobility Enthusiast Gifts

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

A Migrating Chicken

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Coming Soon: The G.P.S. for Conversations

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

For Sale! Social mobility scooter only runs downhill.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

'Officials are puzzled why the population has increased so much in the south and west.'

Communication on a bus

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

"Check out my wheels! My doctor said I need it till my leg gets better."

Showroom: Airbags Optional.

Mobility scooter hitman.

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

Old lady losing control of wheelchair.

'Nobility vehicle'

Roller Skating Pensioner

"Of course I've got an electric car to help save the environment."

"I used to look forward to summer vacation. Thanks to coronavirus, I look forward to going back to school."

Drink is a curse.

faceless person holding balloon heads.

'Hey, Mac, which way is it to Capistrano?'

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

"I know that you haven't done much face to face work recently....But whatever they said on your 'refresher' course about the need to maintain eye contact....You are allowed to blink!"

"This drink? It's called loneliness. Care to join me?"

"What would your super-power be?"

' Yeah, I can take you that far south, but it'll cost you!'

'It was a little muffled, but it sounded like, ‘Back off, moron, she's taken.'