Social Cyclist Pillows

'You should try the hybrid.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Yummy Mummies

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Lady having her hair dyed

'That is the bike lane...'

Becky Thornmorton: The most popular girl at Central High's annual Easter egg hunt.

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

19th Hole.

"Could I have a bottle of the Chateau Lafitte '67 but filled with the wine from Tesco 2019."

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

Communication on a bus

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

Robert Macaire as a Matrimonial Agent

'Not bad for a poor kid from Munich eh?'

'Forget doctors, dear — marry an HMO manager!'

Four golfers shouting 'Four'.

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"Keeping up with the Joneses wasn't a problem, but keeping up with the Buffetts did me in!"

Swing by won't you?

"Well,I'm not sure that I do want you to marry my daughter.I mean..What are your prospects?"