Social Climbers Pillows

"Sounds like fun. Can I bring an acolyte?"

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

"I hate performance review season."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Presentation: Thinking each other are idiots.

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Yummy Mummies

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"We offer 104 vacation days...otherwise known as weekends."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

Two plans - one long-term and one short-term.

'The good news is that we're making huge profits - the bad news is that we won't be getting a bailout.'

"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

Workaholics anonymous meeting.

'Miss Ryder, I'm ready to start executing.'

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

'I know that you think you should be the President of this company, Your Majesty. But, you'll just have to work your way up, like I did!'

'My God! It's Hastings, Van Witten, Rosten and Traver, Inc!'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'