Social Networker T-Shirts

'Does your bird talk?'

"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

Why I Liked Your Tweet: An Infographic

'I'm the real Kevin. This is the guy who plays me on my Facebook page.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Internet Dangers

Networking

Text Mingling.

"I don't see the point of this so-called 'womens network'."

'....What am I gonna do if I can't tweet my peeps?'

'I finally got rid of all my junk mail.' - 'You have no new messages.' - 'On reflection, I miss the false sense of popularity.'

'You're a high-frequency trader, and I'm a high-frequency tweeter. Cool.'

Visual Gag 'Tweeterers' Corner The TwitterTweeters version of Speakers' corner

Facebook: a dating site for friends

"Psst, Jacobs...take a walk to the coffee room and see if I'm trending in office gossip."

"At the moment I just follow, but someday I hope to be followed."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

Dog sniffs telegraph pole, telling disapproving owner: 'What? It's just social networking.'

'I wish you were available online.'

Computers around the world simultaneously explode when everyone on Facebook becomes everyone else's friend on Facebook.

"I'm watching the old boy network."

"Please excuse my husband his media bubble just burst."

Bird Tweet.

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

"You spend too much time online, you know that?"

'I really enjoy our conversations online.'

"You've got 'Posting things on Facebook' Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."

Social Death

"You might want to tone down that profile."

"Hurry - get the family. I think he's about to communicate his final angry retweet."

"Help. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

"The good book says to tweet others as you would want to be tweeted."