Satirical Swimmer Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful, sharp humor of a satirical swimmer? Our collection offers amusing mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that poke fun at aquatic life and swimming culture. Whether they love to splash around or just enjoy clever humor, these items add a splash of satire to everyday life. Designed for those who appreciate wit in the water, our products are sure to bring smiles and giggles from poolside jokesters to serious swimmers with a sense of humor.

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'Your Bill is crooked.'

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"Norman's really into wild paddling." mockup

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

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'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?' mockup

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

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Fidel Castro as a lifeguard.

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"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time." mockup

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

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"Speedo limit 30 waist"

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"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!" mockup

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

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'That's what I call riding the barrel!' mockup

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

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'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.' mockup

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

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Take-A-Break

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'Synchronised swimming.'

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Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool mockup

Non-Smoking and Non-Urinating End at Swimming Pool

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Surfing the Brown Water.

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Oh Bugger !

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"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ." mockup

"I wish to complain about the chlorine level in the swimming pool. . ."

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"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate." mockup

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

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"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!" mockup

"I see you're still lacking in confidence!"

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Sardine funeral

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And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach... mockup

And today's winner of a special place in Hell is...Guys who wear bikini style bathing suits to the beach...

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Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month. mockup

Myrtle learns a fatal lesson about swimming during a certain time of the month.

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"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!" mockup

"I think he could be the real thing - he's walking on the water!"

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'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.' mockup

'The dominant buck and the alpha wold meet at midfield for the coin toss and this hunt is about to get under way.'

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Superdome: Now Playing Har Bowl.

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"Down the end and second on your left." mockup

"Down the end and second on your left."

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"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end."

"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end." mockup

"Yeah, I know I'm diving at the shallow end."

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The Anti-Gun Lobby Olympics.

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'All I really wanted was a swim!' mockup

'All I really wanted was a swim!'

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101 uses of a dead cat: tennis racket mockup

101 uses of a dead cat: tennis racket

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"The Americans must be at the end of their tether. They're sending in Californian Surf Nazis!"

"The Americans must be at the end of their tether. They're sending in Californian Surf Nazis!" mockup

"The Americans must be at the end of their tether. They're sending in Californian Surf Nazis!"

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Satirical Swimmer Gifts Collection

Satirical Swimmer Mugs

Explore our full range of humorous mugs, perfect for fans of aquatic satire and playful water jokes to brighten up their mornings.

Satirical Swimmer Pillows

Bring humor into their space with our satirical swimmer pillows—perfect for poolside humor or adding a playful touch to home decor.

Satirical Swimmer Prints

Decorate with humor using our satirical swimmer prints—ideal for fans of water-themed satire and witty art that makes a statement.

Satirical Swimmer T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts featuring satirical swimmer designs—witty water humor for your wardrobe or a fun gift for water lovers.