Swimming Humorist Gifts

"Hey buddy move over! This is the fast lane!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

Shark Chum

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Acme Coffee Co.

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

The Pole Vault Washing Line

Track & Field & Stream magazine

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'It's internal. Probably one of his stomachs...'

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

Oddly familiar formation.

"Well, I don't know I'd call you lucky, but I do agree your boyfriend is quite a catch."

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Is 'Upstream' where we really want to be?"