Clever Socializer Gifts

Will Make You Sick So You Can Go Home.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Quiz Night...

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'Bloody Cheek, that Gayle fellow criticising test cricket.'

"I finally lost a few ounces with my activity tracker. I took it off."

Beer Garden Kit

"Practicing my hate-face."

"Would you like to be notified by text when I'm bored and want to go home?"

The Devil's advocaat.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"I gotta log off, guys - I just encountered some malicious spyware."

Getting old...

"I'll have a Bloody Mary. And bring a Witch Hazel and tonic for the little woman."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

'She's spring cleaning and you?'

University Challenged

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

'It's okay guys! Come on in,the coaster's clear!'

"Oh, no thank you. I’m rumaki-free."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

'Your drink, madam. Courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.'

"Every bar has its obnoxious drunk."

A group of people sit in a coffee shop.

"It can never work out between us. You're selfie, Instagram, and twitter shy."

It's called 'Pretentious.' It tastes like crap, but it's $100 per bottle!

"David! It's only trendy to drink beer straight from the bottle!"

"You're a plumber, I'm a doctor. Now that I've given you some free medical advice, how about stepping into my kitchen and fixing my leaky faucet?"

"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"

"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."