"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."
City Dweller With A Rural Heart Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the spirit of a city dweller with a rural heart? Our curated collection of products celebrates the best of both worlds—urban sophistication paired with countryside charm. Perfect for someone who loves the bright lights but also appreciates the tranquility of nature. These thoughtful items bring a touch of pastoral warmth to city life, making everyday moments special.
"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Country Bumpkin.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
"This city is becoming unlivable."
'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'
"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"
'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
'I've just realised where we went wrong.'
New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'
"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.
"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"
"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"
A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm
Scarecrow.
'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."
Maternity ward on the farm.
'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'
"I said, can you hear me now...?!"
Science and Nature.
Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel
A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.
'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'
"We're raising them for turkey bacon."
"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"
City Dweller With A Rural Heart Gifts Collection
City Dweller With A Rural Heart Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the city dweller with a rural heart—ideal for mornings filled with coffee and contrast.
City Dweller With A Rural Heart Pillows
Bring home pillows that blend city chic with countryside comfort—great for cozy corners and thoughtful gifts.
City Dweller With A Rural Heart Prints
Browse prints that portray the beautiful duality of urban excitement and rural charm—an artful gift for any occasion.
City Dweller With A Rural Heart T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate the vibrant lifestyles of city dwellers with a rural heart—fun, stylish, and memorable.