Countryside Dweller Gifts

Country Bumpkin.

'...the family home has recently come on the market.'

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"He's sheep worrying again."

I'm borderline goat.

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'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

Once a rabbit manages to get you in a headlock, you are 'OWNED'!

'Life's just one big party for some people.'

Hedgehogs revenge.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

High Riders of the Old West

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Sheep In Curlers

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Migrating cows.