"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
Country Dweller Gifts
Looking for thoughtful presents for someone who loves the countryside? Our collection celebrates rural living with a creative flair, offering unique mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that bring joy and rustic charm to everyday life. Whether they’re a proud farm enthusiast or a lover of scenic tranquility, these gifts are designed to resonate with the country dweller’s love of nature and simple pleasures.
New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'
"I said, can you hear me now...?!"
'I used to call Doctor Hinshaw, but he was always wantin money...
'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'
'Harvest moon'
"I'm still downloading..."
Urban Rural Living.
My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.
"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."
People in flyover country fed up with unidentified drone sightings.
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
'Great news Darling: They're doing another round of fox-baiting...'
'I've just realised where we went wrong.'
"That's a result...The floods have washed away the latest flytip."
'I love my cowboy, but gee does he stink: He only has a bath once a year...'
Who needs an iPod, ah?
'I woke up early and listened to the dawn duet.'
The hick from the sticks
'She asked at what rate is farmland disappearing, and I put a wash load a day. What's wrong with that?'
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Mountbury.
'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'
Mosquito Youth Deterrent - Malaria in the UK?
Science and Nature.
"I'm going to feed the snakes!"
Scarecrow.
Boy smoking a cigar tells his uncle he enjoyed his stay in the country and will show him 'a little life' if he comes to London
Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."
'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'
THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK
Ancient Landmarks of New York City
Country Dweller Gifts Collection
Country Dweller Mugs
Explore our full range of country dweller mugs—each one crafted to bring rural charm and creative flair to your loved one's morning routine.
Country Dweller Pillows
Brighten their home with our delightful country pillows—witty and cozy, these accents celebrate rural life in style.
Country Dweller Prints
Bring the outdoors inside with our scenic prints, capturing the essence of country living and making great gifts for rural enthusiasts.
Country Dweller T-Shirts
Find the perfect country-themed t-shirt! Our collection combines humor, style, and rural pride for comfortable everyday wear.