Country Inn Dweller Gifts

A Wet Day at a Country Inn

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'Arf! Arf!'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Biting Slippers.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

'On the other hand, it does have a certain charm.'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Scarecrow.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

'King who?'

Santa in the off-season.

Castaway reading a magazine from a bottle