Country Inn Dweller Prints

A Wet Day at a Country Inn

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Arf! Arf!'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'Oh Elias! It's simply the cutest bear rug I ever did see!'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Biting Slippers.

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

Scarecrow.

'Do you do anything other than coconut?'

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"I said, can you hear me now...?!"

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'King who?'

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Santa in the off-season.