It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
God's Country Dweller Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for someone who cherishes their rural roots and finds beauty in the simple joys of country living? Our 'God's Country Dweller' collection features fun, heartwarming products that celebrate the peaceful, picturesque lifestyle of the countryside. From mugs and t-shirts to pillows and prints, these items make charming keepsakes for anyone proud of their rural heritage and love of the great outdoors.
It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
'Life is great' down on the farm.
Country Bumpkin.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."
High Riders of the Old West
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'I'm studying the lay of the land..'
'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'
"We should get out to the country more often."
"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"
The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
'I've just realised where we went wrong.'
Dogs and Chickens
...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.
A Gated Community.
'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'
'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'
New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'
Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.
Keep Off The Hay
"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."
'I'd kill for concrete.'
"Gesundtheit, Dear."
'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'
"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"
"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"
Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.
Hiker's right of way.
Maple syrup and milk collection.
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."
Scarecrow.
God's Country Dweller Gifts Collection
God's Country Dweller Mugs
Explore more 'God's Country Dweller' products on our mugs collection for a charming way to start each day surrounded by country pride.
God's Country Dweller Pillows
Browse our pillows collection for more cozy accents that celebrate the simple joys of country living.
God's Country Dweller Prints
Visit our prints gallery to find more rustic and heartfelt designs that bring the beauty of 'God's Country' into your home.
God's Country Dweller T-Shirts
Find more 'God's Country Dweller' apparel on our t-shirts page and wear your rural pride with fun and style.