God's Country Dweller Gifts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

High Riders of the Old West

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"We should get out to the country more often."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

A Gated Community.

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Dogs and Chickens

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Keep Off The Hay

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Scarecrow.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Hiker's right of way.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."