God's Country Dweller T-Shirts

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

High Riders of the Old West

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A Gated Community.

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Keep Off The Hay

"Kicking you upstairs is, of course, just a figure of speech. What we're really doing is sending you deeper into the countryside."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'A couple of trees, a few shrubs...it started just like any other atrium.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Hiker's right of way.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

Scarecrow.