A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.
Country Dwellers Gifts
Looking for a heartfelt gift for a country dweller who treasures their rural roots? Our collection features humorous and endearing products that capture the simple joys and unique spirit of country living. Whether they’re passionate about farm life, love the peaceful countryside, or enjoy rustic traditions, these gifts will bring a smile and remind them of home. From cozy mugs to charming prints, find something that celebrates their love of the open spaces and rural lifestyle.
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
'Life is great' down on the farm.
'It's not easy being green on grass!'
'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
'Cock-a-doodle-do!'
Country Bumpkin.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"
Well... Tis the season to be jolly!
I fart more than that!
"Your momma lied to you, boy."
High Riders of the Old West
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
"...and she said 'MOO!'"
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!
Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.
"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.
"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."
'I'm studying the lay of the land..'
Farmers' Warnings.
"You're famous, Angus."
Cow and Milk
"Herb's from Texas."
Country Dwellers Gifts Collection
Country Dwellers Mugs
Discover our collection of country-themed mugs, bursting with humor and charm—perfect for farmers, rural enthusiasts, or anyone who loves the countryside.
Country Dwellers Pillows
Bring rural charm into your home with our country-inspired pillows—comfort, personality, and rustic style in one delightful package.
Country Dwellers Prints
Decorate your space with our beautiful country-themed prints—capture the serenity and humor of rural life on your walls.
Country Dwellers T-Shirts
Explore our fun and cozy country life t-shirts—ideal for dressing up or down while celebrating rural traditions and outdoor adventures.