Country Dwellers Pillows

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

"Herb's from Texas."