Country Dwellers Pillows

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Country Bumpkin.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4