Countryside Resident Pillows

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Mother Nature

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

High Riders of the Old West

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

I fart more than that!

Walkers

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Get on with it!

"Static cling."

A Venus cow trap.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Thatched roof car.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Sheep In Curlers