City And Country Dweller Pillows

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Sick Building Syndrome

Can't even hold signs well.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."