City Dweller Too Pillows

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

A man looks up at the earth

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Can't even hold signs well.

Sick Building Syndrome

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Blok drives by New York City.

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Upper West Side Story

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."