Urbanite With A Rural Heart Gifts

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Static cling."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"You're famous, Angus."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

A cow on a drip.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

I've been doing sit-ups!

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"It's all about the milk."

Persons of Faith

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

'Locusts?'

The Farmer