Urbanite With A Rural Heart Gifts

New York's Newest Neighborhood- Little Vermont.

"Static cling."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Twitter that!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

A cow on a drip.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Surburban Joys - Haymaking.

Maternity ward on the farm.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

'Are you paying in cash, check, credit card or livestockfarm produce?'

Persons of Faith

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"It's all about the milk."

"...and I have a farmhouse in the city."

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

'Small, medium or large?'

'Miss the ol' swamp, don't ya? The soft mud, the quiet, the moonlit nights...can I have your rig if you go back?'

"We must be in the Village."