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"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."

"So what's it like living out in the sticks"

A Man Ignores A Warning Sign.

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'I used to have a real nice lawn before the cows moved in next door.'

Cities are springing up everywhere these days: I'd better move away if I want to remain a Country Mouse...

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Farm Humor.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"They’re real."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

I fart more than that!

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"Come and get it!"

"I always knew you'd come back."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'