"I said, can you hear me now...?!"
Rural Resident T-Shirts
Celebrate rural living with our fun and stylish t-shirts, featuring witty and heartwarming designs that honor the countryside’s simple pleasures. Great for casual wear or farm visits.
Entering Clogsted.
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
'Life is great' down on the farm.
A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.
Farm Humor.
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
Country Bumpkin.
A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.
'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'
It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
Lamb Noise.
Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'
"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"
I fart more than that!
'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'
"They’re real."
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'
"I always knew you'd come back."
"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"
No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!
'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'
You complete me!
Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!
Farmers' Warnings.
"I'm an enigma!"
"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."
"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
A boy who loves cows/burgers
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