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Counting sheep.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Can you keep a secret?"

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'We can't really play Hide and Seek, there's nowhere to hide on the plains...'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

New Planning Body in beauty spot - 'Nice spot for our HQ...'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We're at the Grand Marina Hotel in Barcelona. Some sheepdog you turned out to be."