City Dwellers With A Love For Rural Life Mugs

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Lamb Noise.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmers' Warnings.

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Horse Clean-up

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

The Scenic Route

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"I can't afford to feed you."

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

It was an impulse buy.

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.