Country Soul In The City Mugs

City Cow growing grass in a window box.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Bashful in Nashville

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I'm putting you on country music."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

The Scenic Route

Horse Clean-up

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

Supply was out of harps.