Country Soul In The City Gifts

City Cow growing grass in a window box.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Bashful in Nashville

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Elvis Presley

"I'm putting you on country music."

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Physically I'm in New York, Emotionally. . .I'm somewhere in the south of Florida."

Horse Clean-up

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Welcome to the urban farm. A bit of country in the city.

The Scenic Route

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"I can remember when this was all farmland."