Country Souls Gifts

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"You're famous, Angus."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Herb's from Texas."

"That was definitely mine."

Dogs and Chickens

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

The Cattle show Week.