Country Soul Gifts

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Bashful in Nashville

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Elvis Presley

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Cow and Milk

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"You're famous, Angus."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"That was definitely mine."

"I'm putting you on country music."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Dogs and Chickens

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'