Country Soul Prints

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Bashful in Nashville

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Cow and Milk

"Herb's from Texas."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"That was definitely mine."

"I'm putting you on country music."

Dogs and Chickens

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'