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The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

French wine

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Playing pig

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Herb's from Texas."

Cow and Milk

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"You're famous, Angus."