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The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Black or white, Vicar?"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

French wine

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Cow and Milk

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

"Herb's from Texas."