Country Life Prints

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"You're in my spot!"

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Growing up/growing out.

Flat Cap and whippet

"That was definitely mine."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

A Norfolk Dumpling.

"It's not as easy as it looks."

'Let's go and lean against one of the vibrators.'

"Milking time!"

At least he could say that he straightened the prongs of the fork today.

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

The 'tough' life of a boy growing up in upper-class Britain.

A Cowpat A cow patting another cow

Hey fellas! We have a clinger!

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

'I woke up early and listened to the dawn duet.'

'The cows aren't milking much, but it sure is fun to watch them chew their cuds.'