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"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

"You're in my spot!"

Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Flat Cap and whippet

"That was definitely mine."

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"The tumble weed probably set it off."

A Norfolk Dumpling.

'I went to the city once, but I couldn't get used to the crowds'.

'Henry, a ranch hand can't telecommute no matter the size of his phone.'

Who needs 'hands free' when you have the latest 'in cow' technology?

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

My mother was the one that pushed me into this business.

My mum was telling me they have some wild Christmas parties round here!

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Someday, I'm gonna have a little place out in the country where I can just kick back and raise vultures."

Country worm. City Worm

Dogs and Chickens

"You're famous, Angus."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

A Boy Visits The Rector To Ask For Some Soup.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Farmers discuss telegraph poles

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel