Country Souls Mugs

Hill-Billy Bag Lunches

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"You're famous, Angus."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Cow and Milk

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Herb's from Texas."

"That was definitely mine."

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

The Cattle show Week.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

Dogs and Chickens

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'