Country Spirit Pillows

Happiness is doing what you love!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"Herb's from Texas."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

An English Gold Field