Country Charm Lover Pillows

A Norfolk Dumpling.

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

The Cattle show Week.

'What have I been up to? Oh, a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Horse Clean-up

Wedding Wellies

Hey mum, do you wanna see s'thing disgustin'?

The Scenic Route

"I can remember when this was all farmland."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

It was an impulse buy.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

Home Sweet Home On The Range

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'