City Living Strategist Pillows

"Did you order takeout?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hoodie Hang-out

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Can't even hold signs well.

Sick Building Syndrome

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Doubledecker bus stop

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

'This is close enough.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

"That pigeon's at it again."

"I told you never to call me here."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

Paving over the window-box

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

"This is why I don't work from home."

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'