City Life Contemplator T-Shirts

The suburbs are calling to me.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

No Immediate Danger

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Love linked

Saxophone Player.

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Push for Disco...

Serenading

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

Slow Night

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

New York Netherworld

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Careful."

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."