Skyward Adventurer Gifts

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Airport

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Starting Service . . . Ending Service

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Falling

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

Asian Adventure Vacations

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Angel and ecology