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'Would you circle the airport again, please?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

Aliens and Environmentalists

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Ornithologist

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"It beats flying for your food."

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

Dark Clouds

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

Glimpses One Dollar

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Aurora

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

bird

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are equity mutual funds, but a lot, nonetheless.'

"I know it's a pie in the sky, Henshaw, but from a career perspective point of view we'll log it in as 'unidentified small aircraft'."

A man shoots at a drone.

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

Entry level astronomer...

"Since you've been watching me on my planet, I was hoping you could tell me where I lost my phone."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier