Earth Gazer Gifts

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'We still have a few left with Earth views.'

Astronaut at office desk on the moon, with in/out boxes; inner space/outer space.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Reach for the Star.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Deforestation.

Swinging on a star.

Nature versus commerce.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'I blame global warming!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The star hunters

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.