Sea Chantey Enthusiast Gifts

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Victorian Royal Navy

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

Law School Sharks

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Capitalists Courageous

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Surf lift.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

The Baking Sirens

Neptune eats a sea mine.

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

The tide was out.

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'It's over Tom. You're too clingy.'

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."