Sea Chantey Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The swabbie's chantey was unwelcomed on the birdfarm.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

Victorian Royal Navy

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Wheeee...'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Capitalists Courageous

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Surf lift.

Neptune eats a sea mine.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

The tide was out.

The Baking Sirens

'What are you doing?! It's inly a tradition if the ship is already sinking!'

Man reinacts diving entry into the sea.

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

The Sea Angler: And warm sensible clothing is vital for full enjoyment of the sport.

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

To be as inconspicuous as possible, Dr. Bloom designed his bathysphere to look like something...well, edible.'

'It's over Tom. You're too clingy.'

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

"Get lost, you bum!"