Cosmic Cellist Gifts

Cellist on Mars

A Symphony of Penguins

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Impressing dad.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston, we have a problem."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Michael Jackson.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Rainbow Quartet

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Science fiction fans on other planets

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Artist and Musician

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

The Origins of Everything

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Quartet.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'