Cosmic Cellist Prints

Cellist on Mars

A Symphony of Penguins

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

Impressing dad.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Boptimism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Rainbow Quartet

Artist and Musician

The Origins of Everything

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

My other cello is a Stradivari

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Quartet.

Shoot For The Moon