Cosmic Instrumentalist Prints

Boptimism

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Houston, we have a problem."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Michael Jackson.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

The Origins of Everything

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Shoot For The Moon

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

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A Space Walk