Cosmic Composer Prints

Cellist on Mars

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Boptimism

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

The Origins of Everything

Science fiction fans on other planets

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Shoot For The Moon

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

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"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."