Cosmic Contender Gifts

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

An Alien on the Moon waiting for his Alien dog to finish Peeing.

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Wormholes: Portals To Other Universes.

"How may I be of service?"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"

"Isn't Mars over that way?"

"There's no need to howl at every moon we pass by."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Space travel

Curiosity has landed on Mars.

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Britain's first official astronaut.

"Looks like somebody is ready for summer."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Of course we're not there yet — it's 127 light years, for pete's sake!

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Remind me again why we travelled 30 million light years for this...?!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'I assume you have documentation to back up these 27 light-years of business travel.'

"We traveled 65 million miles so you could get a boob job?"

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."